Juicy Couture jewellery makes me want to cry, so on Wednesday I went to the opening of the new boutique in Selfridges where they put on a ‘meet and greet’ with the founder of the brand Gela Nash Taylor. They had sexy minions with ‘Juicy’ painted across their asses handing out champagne, so I got a bit pissed. I nervously rambled to Gela about how juicy jewellery is the most amazing costume jewellery on the entire planet. Embarrassing! I’ve now put this picture in my studio for inspiration of where I want to be in 10 years time.

Impressive empire, dodgy hat

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A whale puking a scottie dog charm. This is what life is all about.

Here’s a sneak peak at some samples of the new Me and Zena charms, for our christmas collection. How cute is the robot?

Mini TV, Atomic Robot (programmed to bling!), 'Yes/No/Maybe' spinner

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